Wednesday, February 20, 2013

More Mom confessions


Sharing my sometimes embarrassing and often really effing weird confessions with you makes me feel less alone in the world. Why? Because most of the time at least one of you will divulge that you've done the same thing or you'll encourage me to embrace my crazy ;)


-Before I put Carina down for a nap I read her a handful of books. On a really rough day, I'll skip a few pages here and there to save time. She doesn't seem to notice but it makes me feel like the laziest parent ever.

-I love doing laundry -- especially baby laundry -- but hate putting clean clothes away. Three days later, I just {finally} stashed the mountain of clothes sitting at the foot of our bed where they belong. And that was only because I tripped over it while getting out of the shower.

-I'm addicted to buying cute Disney princess things for Carina. We got a surprisingly huge tax return and while we saved 90% of it, I cannot deny that I blew $200 at the Disney Store buying play sets and dolls and random other clearance items (I couldn't say no to $3 Tinkerbell flatware). I've only given her a few of the things so far. I'll save the rest for rainy days or special occasions.

-I compulsively pick the lint out of the space between Aurelia's fingers, toes, and wrist roll. As much as the grimy hands gross me out, I also love them. I even wrote an ode to Carina's way back when...

-When Carina doesn't finish something tasty like a donut or a cookie, I swipe it. I've also been known to finish her lunch or dinner on occasion...even if I'm not hungry. I hate wasting food.


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I do the same exact thing with disney toys, my dad works there so were there quite often and I can never pass up the princess toys. Aurora has 9 of the animator collection dolls, I can't help myself. Don't feel bad for it, suprising them with something they'll love is something every parent can't help doing.
1 reply · active 632 weeks ago
Those ones are so cute! I'd love to start a collection of those but she already has a few of the toddler dolls, and classic dolls haha
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Ill start: my kids just turned two and four and I pick their noses. Without a tissue :( it's gross, but gets the job done better. I know, I'm disgusting lol. And Mellissa, I can attest to 4 out of your 5 confessions, except I don't do Disney but Instead i am addicted to buying shoes for my daughter!
2 replies · active 632 weeks ago
Did this today! It's easier than getting the saline drops and fighting to get those in, then waiting and fighting to get the bulb in there!
Yep I have definitely done this on occasion! Gross Moms unite!
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I absolutely hate putting clean laundry away more than anything in the world!! I know it makes my husband crazy, but I sometimes let it sit in baskets for days sometimes a week and I will just pick out what I need that day. I can just steam the wrinkles out and I am good. That probably takes longer than actually putting it away, but I just HATE doing it!
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I think EVERY mom finishes their kids' food. All. The. Time.
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I also skip pages when I read books, finish their food (the amount of food we waste would astound you), sometimes I will bite their finger nails instead of clipping, and I have also been known to pick their noses. Being a mom is disgusting sometimes!
1 reply · active 632 weeks ago
Ohhh yes biting the nails. Guilty!
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I love Lily's stinky feet when I haven't bathed her in a couple days. I am the same way about laundry, except it goes a week or so sometimes on the floor. Sometimes it never gets put away.
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1 reply · active 632 weeks ago
One thing I left out of this post? I love the stinky baby smell. LOVE.
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I love the smell of my little guy's hands after he has sucked on them. The dried up smell of spit.
Oh my gosh - perfect timing. I just gave in to my 2 year old's tantrum about wanting a bottle. Mom fail.
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Some things get eaten off the floor here, too ;)
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I would always finish the kids' food when they were eating until I found out I have several food allergies. It kills me to throw away what they don't finish now.

And we too have ever-present clean laundry piles in the house. The biggest contributing factors to said piles are because DD's closet is barricaded so she doesn't pull everything out of it, DS's closet is too small to do anything with and is full of all of the stuff I would put in a hall closet if I actually had one, neither kids have dressers, and I have a knack for remembering to bring in the laundry after the kids are in bed so it sits on the couch or in our bedroom and then gets rifled through for whatever items are needed. Clean laundry is the worst part of keeping house for me.
i thought i was the only one who left clean laundry in a basket and picked through it. my mom and grandma pick on me and say just fold it as it comes out. yaaa riiight. not with a 4 yr okd running around,getting into things. lol
Haha! I find your confessions tame - they inspired me today, because I've been feeling like epic-lazy-mamma lately. I do almost all of these things also. I actually think the fact that you read to Carina before naptime is pretty cool - and more than I do - even if you do skip pages.
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I totally eat P's food. As does Jon. The worst though is when he eats it before she's finished and then I get mad at him while P laughs.
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Pea-pod has stinky feet and in the morning super stinky breath. Sometimes I practically stick my entire nose in her mouth to get a whiff because some day she won't let me, and those stinky parts are just as much mine as all the delicious smelling parts and I'm afraid I'll miss them when they're gone.
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1 reply · active 631 weeks ago
I love everything about your comment. I embrace the stink, too :)
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ps- clean laundry in our house sits in the basket until it is no longer clean laundry (aka we use things from basket, then throw them in the hamper). Laundry-putting-away problem solved.
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Phew, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that eats my kid's leftovers!

I sneak the good stuff when Brody's not looking. You know, like the Godiva, the Reeces, Oreos, anything I don't want to share....
Mean momma, here...
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Hahaha guilty of that as well! Every now and then if it's a rough day I'll start up some chocolate fondue on the counter (where Carina can't see) ;)
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newmomintheburbs · 631 weeks ago

I actually taught my 2 year old to "dig for gold" most effective way to get her nose to be clean - then one fine day (I think after seeing her friends not do it in daycare) she asked me nicely to wipe her nose - its been a breeze ever since!

Disney - Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Skipping pages when reading - I tried byt mu too smart child turns to me and says "silly mama forgot page" - Oh well!

Eating her food - why not!!! after slogging over the stove to prepare a healthy meal I'm not letting it go to waste - "No way, Jose" as my daughter says!
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I'd be lying if I said that I let my folded laundry sit for 3 days... Because in reality, it's more like 3 weeks (at least!). The ready of the clothes in my household get put away within a week or so, but mine sit forever because I HATE putting them away.

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