You are/aren't a bad Mom if...

I thought some perspective would do me good.

You aren't a bad Mom if you put your baby in the crib by himself for a little while when you need some alone time.

You are a bad Mom if you put your baby in the dog pen in the backyard by himself when you need some alone time. 


You aren't a bad Mom if you don't change baby's diaper right away after she poops (she might go again in a couple minutes, right?)

You are a bad Mom if you strap on baby's diaper with a belt and never change it at all.

{Source: fox.com}

  You aren't a bad Mom if you formula feed your baby. Whether you didn't want to breastfeed, struggled with breastfeeding, or couldn't breastfeed for whatever reason.

You are a bad Mom if your baby's first taste of solid food included a Big Mac and French Fries.
 

You aren't a bad Mom if you put baby in front of the TV to get a few things done around the house. 

You are a bad Mom if your baby is parading around on a TV show wearing a hooker skirt and thigh high boots.{I wish I were kidding}

{Source: insidetv.ew.com}

You aren't a bad Mom if you don't stay home with your children all day. Whether you really like to work, can't afford not to work, or want to stay home but can't do it and maintain your sanity at the same time.

You are a bad Mom if you use your cat as a babysitter while you go to the bar to throw back a couple jack and cokes.


Got a "you are" and/or a "you aren't" to add? Please share!