Carina has been quite constipated lately. Fortunately there hasn't been a repeat poopocalypse yet, but she has been going for a few days at a time without dropping a deuce.
At some point yesterday, after a couple days without any emergent turds, M asked if she had pooped yet. I didn't see any through her diaper and my nose had not yet been assaulted by any baby stink, but I just wanted to be sure so I held aside the back of one of the leg holes of her diaper and inhaled.
WHAT the EFF was I thinking?
I have no idea what possessed me to smell inside her diaper. I would like to be able to tell you that I was drunk or half asleep - but no, I was alert and a willing participant in this diaper investigation.
So what did I find? My nose discovered that the eagle had in fact, landed...and it was heinous. And I just about passed out from the stench.
Folks, don't try this at home.
