M had just put Carina on the bed to unswaddle her so he could change her diaper when I heard the loudest fart I've ever heard in my life.
"Nice, babe" I said to M.
He turned to me, clearly surprised, and retorted, "that wasn't me!"
So we looked down at our sweet little peanut in horror. M reluctantly continued unswaddling her and was greeted with mustardy yellow baby poop, all over part of the swaddle blanket.
The fart wasn't just a fart. It was accompanied by a poop-splosion. Carina pooped through her diaper, her footy sleeper, the swaddle blanket, the quilt my Grandma had hand-made me, and our comforter underneath.
How is it possible for such a tiny little person to poop through 5 layers??
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Question: what kind of diaper was it? I was hoping the cloth would contain the poop-splosions!
HA! I literally just LOLed! Good times...Good times. been there! dealt with that! it will stop, don't worry!
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Josefine, it was a Fuzzibunz XS. I think it was a little too big for her :(
omg that's hilarious!!:) She's got some stomach muscles on her ;)
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LOL!!! Thad used to do that the first few months he was born too - I never imagined a baby could do that!
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Those EBF poops are killer! Hehe, Ezra used to make those loud sounds everytime he pooped. He would usually shock whoever was standing around
Way to go Carina!
Those are the worst! And they continue to morph into bigger poop-splosions as they get older! LOL
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Thanks for linking up at Tuesdays Gone. I remember my pretty little girl doing the same thing in her car seat and she was covered in poop to her armpits! So happy those days are gone.
Just wait until they are old enough to blame you for their farts... that's what happened to me at library storytime the other day. My 3 year old let one rip and then said "you farted mom"... boy was my face red.
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